I would like to thank my fellow competitors, my personal barman smeagol, and the fine staff at the dunes golf club which allowed me to perform at peak and smash the opposition. The hole in one is a true test of mans ability to cope under extreme pressure and I share my elation with past winners of this prestigious tourny. Controversial is the call regarding the no drinking and I merely place the blame on lack of entertainment venues, which unfortunately the break dancing display by the three snakes on a plane team did not make up for. However I did manage to consume copious amounts kindly supplied regularly by the smeagol in a vain attempt to derail a professional drinkers campaign. The precious is where it belongs and is currently being displayed and touted as the greatest victory of all Ohope. My congrats to our leader Shane on a tremendous effort and I pass my condolences on those unable to attend this years event. THE PRECIOUS IS MINE!!!!