Smith's campaign to retain the Precious has survived a strong challenge from the least controversial man ever to play in the Hole in One, Simon. All tied up after 54 holes, the boys took to the 7th at Matarangi to decide the matter. Clearly Simon's sphincter had suffered extreme levels of contraction prior to taking his tee-shot which he sent into the water off the tee... he finished with a 7 which was always going to be too much to hold off the only 'professional' golfer at the tournament.
The tourney was held in beautiful conditions kicking off at Lakes. Early controversy had seen Scott chip a ball into Spid's chin on the practice tee. Only the knowledge that Scott was incapable of doing something like that intentionally avoided a Trev/Scott like Pukekohe situation...
Darcy again took the prize for being so absolutely unfathomably shit at golf to only pull in 13 stabies at Matarangi on day one. Its going to be very tough for anyone with 2 arms and 2 legs to better this performance.
Wrestling made an appearance at the HIO for the first time ever. Darcy whilst shabby on the greens proved to be a compelling immovable object in the ring of wrestling fire taking out the heavyweight division. Matt proved to be too good in the middleweights and Shawn easily took home the lightweight division. Drunken wrestling in the dark may prove to be one of the stupidest initiatives ever launched at the Hole in One, but it was certainly entertaining!
Big thumbs up for Spid for organizing this years tourney. The Lakes/Matarangi combo is a good one and the accommodation at Matarangi is spot on! Well done brother. The Blue tees on day 3 were also perfect and really showed how good Matarangi can be.
To conclude, Smith first, Simon second, Adi & Spid tied for 3rd.
Bring on the 2012 tournament which will be the decade of HIO celebration. Simon to organize.
3 comments:
The Precious returns home to Ohope and all is good in the world. Smith is undertaking a huge campaign for a three peat in 2012. Not even the imfamous Scottie Spicer can dislodge the grip smith has on the precious.
Controversial result, clearly the devil is at work in Ohope and has possessed your head!
Nothing controversial here, clearly the clean living unintoxicated environs of the BAY OF PLENTY means great stamina when all is thrown at him including the illicit liquor and other verbal tirades from other dodgy campaigners infested with the greed of the precious. Go the devil.
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