Trev has taken the 10th anniversary Hole in One. The new format of best 2 rounds providing an interesting last day as the field tried to rein in Auckland's most affluent unemployed banker!
A fantastic weekend of excessive drinking and swearing combined with first class accommodation proving once more that Matarangi is without doubt the most complete golfing weekend destination in the game.
The wall of shame.
Darcy '2vag' Pye (anything that came out of his mouth) including, but not limited to....
- The Spiderman manoeuvre....
- The rabbit cut...
- The rusty trombone...
- The Amsterdam mushroom incident..
- The spiked drink 4some...
You get the picture...
Dildo Baggins collapsing on the fairway on the 3rd hole as a mystery ailment prevented him from taking any further part in the 3rd round....
Marty for getting out of bed on the wrong side of the bed on Saturday morning.... who needs sleep anyway Marty!
Shaun taking a points decision from the Seagull during the annual wrestle mania...
Simon for great organisation, eating red meat, pretending to indulge whilst watching the boys all descend into a mire of alcohol and substance fueled insanity...
Well done everyone, a great weekend of golfing madness!
Trev to organise the 2013 Hole in One at Matarangi.
Sunday, November 18, 2012
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Field confirmed for 10th anniversary HIO
Simon
Spid
Smith
Marty
Adi
Trev
Darcy
Shaun
Stephen
are going to be slugging it out for the Precious. Controversially the tournament will allow players to drop 1 of their 3 rounds for the purposes of scoring. This could change things dramatically and it is my prediction that Spid will take the tourney as the most consistent golfer based on handicap.
Darcy is apparently entering this years tourney on a 29.9 which could be a record.
Shaun has no official handicap so will be on an 18 as is customary????
Plenty of new weapons at this years tourney with at least 4 players wielding a new driver since last year.
Smith was recently photographed and clearly the Precious is doing to him what it did to Scott......
Spid
Smith
Marty
Adi
Trev
Darcy
Shaun
Stephen
are going to be slugging it out for the Precious. Controversially the tournament will allow players to drop 1 of their 3 rounds for the purposes of scoring. This could change things dramatically and it is my prediction that Spid will take the tourney as the most consistent golfer based on handicap.
Darcy is apparently entering this years tourney on a 29.9 which could be a record.
Shaun has no official handicap so will be on an 18 as is customary????
Plenty of new weapons at this years tourney with at least 4 players wielding a new driver since last year.
Smith was recently photographed and clearly the Precious is doing to him what it did to Scott......
Sunday, July 8, 2012
The 10th Anniversary of the Hole in One is upon us!
With a drumroll and much anticipation, Simon has announced a return to the spiritual homeland of the Hole in One for 2012, yes folks, we are returning to Matarangi. What is left of what resembled Smith since the Precious has consumed him over the past 20 months was mightily pleased at the news. Unbeaten at Matarangi one can only hope the Triple crown is denied the 3rd most controversial man in golf.
Rumours that Simon was going to apply a strictly enforced "No Wankers, Whiners, Whingers or Be-atchs" at this years Hole in One have been denied after the organiser apparently realised that this would in fact disqualify pretty well everyone who has ever participated in this fine tournie.
So who will win the 10th Anniversary extravanganza? Only time will tell.
Rumours that Simon was going to apply a strictly enforced "No Wankers, Whiners, Whingers or Be-atchs" at this years Hole in One have been denied after the organiser apparently realised that this would in fact disqualify pretty well everyone who has ever participated in this fine tournie.
So who will win the 10th Anniversary extravanganza? Only time will tell.
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