With a drumroll and much anticipation, Simon has announced a return to the spiritual homeland of the Hole in One for 2012, yes folks, we are returning to Matarangi. What is left of what resembled Smith since the Precious has consumed him over the past 20 months was mightily pleased at the news. Unbeaten at Matarangi one can only hope the Triple crown is denied the 3rd most controversial man in golf.
Rumours that Simon was going to apply a strictly enforced "No Wankers, Whiners, Whingers or Be-atchs" at this years Hole in One have been denied after the organiser apparently realised that this would in fact disqualify pretty well everyone who has ever participated in this fine tournie.
So who will win the 10th Anniversary extravanganza? Only time will tell.
