Marty turns in one of his most controversial performances both on and off the field to take the 2013 Hole in One. Where to start. The beginning. Firstly he needed to sort his handicap out. He played enough shit golf to get to a 23 and he was ready. Marty did his research (or Nicki did if for him....). He needed to find a course close to the Tron that was designed by a left-handed golf course designer to provide left-handers with a comfortable stabie gathering experience. He found it. Waikare or Royal Te Kauwhata as the locals call it. Needless to say he cleaned up the Stabies and the rest of history. Lochiel was tough for everyone, mainly thanks to the hangovers everyone was sporting. Saint Andrews, the bunkered wonder of the Tron finished most of the field off as Marty cantered home to take the tourney.
Highlights and lowlights.
- Steve Keane's hospitality was much appreciated
- Dinner at Chim Choo Ree was outstanding
- The weather was fantastic
- Marty and Smith getting in at 5.15am (we bow to your stamina boys.... or was that your insanity..)
- Simon hauling in 20 Stabies at Waikare, impressive
- General swearing levels, according to the HIO Swearometer we had a 15% increase in the use of Fuck and a whopping 25% increase in the use of Cunt compared to the 2012 HIO...
- Marty's scoring system (apparently there was one...)
- Marty's Sunday morning belligerence (go to bed earlier grumpy..)
- Darcy's flatulence (if he didn't at least Shat his pants on Sunday it would be a miracle..)
- Scott turned in his least controversial participation in the history of tournament golf, welcome back
- Grant, Mark and Steve, welcome to the Hole in One boys.
- Ben and Darcy (aka Ernie and Bert)
- John Key jokes...
- Trev and Sickman on the pool table
All in all another great weekend of golfing madness.
Thanks and congratulations to Marty!
NB: Ben Pegler to organise the 2014 Hole in One
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