Thursday, November 13, 2014

The Seagull takes the Precious with the ease of a rancid pie wrapper.....!!

Spid, aka the Seagull, swooped on this years tourney like a mighty golfing scavenger picking up Stabies with ease and leaving the rest of the field to fight over the scraps.

The Seagull smashed up a 39 Stabie result at Royal Tokoroa before backing up at Rotorua with a 38 pointer. No contest with Marty 2nd and Adi 3rd.

Big points, but fuck all Stabies for Ben and his organisation of the best accommodation ever enjoyed at a Hole in One. Black house on the point proving a masterful choice and just perfect for this most august of occasions.

Full marks to everyone for completely ignoring the instructions Ben sent out on how to find the accommodation.

The Honour roll:

Champion Golfer: The Seagull.
Most unpredictable golfer: Simon, 24 Stabies, then 38 Stabies then 23.........
Biggest snorer: Smith’s snoring campaign was flawless although Grant posted a late challenge, must be an Ohope thing.
Most violent participant: Marty channelling Ali on Adi for leaning too close to him, sensitive wee soul..
Most confused entrants: Bob and Trev. Its a 3 round tourney boys, no one ever won playing 1 round, just saying
Best Cook: Grant, cheers mate, aced it.
Most consistently drunk: Adi.
Best kapa haka performance: Adi tui teka



Fantastic result, looking forward to returning to the Black House and Vegas for a repeat.



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