Spid conquers all in the lockdown showdown to take the 2021 HIO!

If anyone needed reminding that Covid is a cunt, the 2021 tourney was all the evidence required. In her infinite wisdom, that only Ben and Scott can see, the Holy JaCersei decided to keep the Auckland colony in lockdown, stopping the free worlders from coming to town to do battle with the boy in the traditional fashion where everyone goes to the same course and plays golf. Thanks to the determination of this years organiser, Shane Rush, a sprayer of sea shit from Waikino, a suburb of Waihi, it was decided to push ahead despite the lockdown and play the match in 2 locations. Muriwai for the Jafugess and The Dunes and Lakes for the free worlders. Sadly the Lakes greens proved to be so beyond shite that 2 matches were played at the Dunes. It became reasonably quickly apparent that with Lakes being a horror show and the Dunes being just fucking hard to play that the Muriwai course was coughing up the best stabies. Spid was making light work of the lockdown cunts and produced 80 stabies to smash the field and take the tourney comfortably. Not much else to say really, was awesome catching up with the boys for some great golf and general good times. Lets hope we never have to play a split tourney again cos its a bit of a shite show really. Wall of Shame - The 'I've had lessons so get fucked cunts' award for successful golf preparation goes to - Spid - The 'what the fuck were we thinking playing at lakes award, the hardest course we could find' goes to - Lakes Resort - The Dildo Baggins award for shitness of golf goes to - Adi - The organiser award goes to Shane, well done mate, trying circumstances but you kept the boys from becoming their usual toddler like cunts. Here's to next year.